#25053 I secretly like Apple Pen

#25052 My boyfriend has let me barrow his Pokemon (Fire Red version) and Gameboy. This is my first time ever playing Pokemon, but I haven't gotten very far because I can't choose between Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Any advice?

#25051 No, you're not meant to be alone for the rest of your life, your meant to be with me. It's a shame that you can't see what I do

#25050 I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks

#25049 I refuse to wash my blankies and pillows because they smell like your lovely scent

#25048 So I fell off my bike tonight, and now I have four stitches and a black eye, also probably a concussion, but PRAISE GOD it wasn't any worse. I'm so thankful for those super nice strangers that stopped to help me, making sure I was ok and even driving me AND my bike home. God bless you guys, thank you SO MUCH for doing that!

#25047 One day, im gonna love you so good, comfort you so nice, be there by your side, listen to all you have to say,take care of all your needs and just right when you think you you're the luckiest women in the world I will grab you by the face and kiss you on the lip, look into your eyes and whisper, "anything for you my love." But first I gotta pass these damn classes

#25046 I wonder what it would be like to have a threesome with two girls. (I'm a guy).