#31093 Looking for a sex coach. If you can help me get laid somewhat often with women about as attractive as I am, I’ll pay you $10k.

#31092 You know how much fun it is when you're headhunted at work, while trying to be a good customer service person, trying to get good grades, trying to not lose it when you see your crush with her bf... That 0 to 100 is hitting its limit fast.

#31091 I'm working a coop internship and they want to hire me on for full time. But I still feel like everything I do is mediocre work and not done in a quick enough matter. Like whatever they see in my work, I don't see it. So confession, I have a bad case of self doubt even when proven otherwise.

#31090 If you workout and you don’t have a separate fitness account, do you really work out?

#31089 Anyone familiar with the JonBenet Ramsey case? If you are, did you know good all Burke went to Purdue like us? Interesting.

Confession: I don't think he did it.

#31088 How many calories can one burn in an hour? I am willing to bet a grand that no one can do 1000 calories in an hour.

#31087 So, I like to write long rants to posts. Then delete them because the Internet is already a toxic place and I don't need to add to it. And also, the people are the most toxic part of it. Who will hunt us all down to the end of the earth if we give them the chance. So I usually don't chance it. Like Thumper said: if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
P.s. Arby's sucks.
p.s. Yes, it really does.

#31086 I barely have any fun in this college and absolutely hated these 4 years because I had to struggle through CS coursework which I already sucked at, trying to make this startup make profit which I'm pretty sure people think I'm a failure in, and about 3 separate research projects. I didn't even get one scholarship here and prolly cant get into grad school because my GPA isn't good enough. I don't have enough programming experience and just a bunch of research experience. Like who the hell needs undergrads to be researchers in industry? According to people who work there, these companies mostly look for programmers who can just get the job done. In other words, I am absolutely fucking useless.
I don't think I will attend graduation because this place gives me feelings of constant rejection and suffering from lack of sleep and hopelessness. Like I pull 2 minimum all-nighters per week and don't even get much sleep for the rest of the week. Life is complete shit and it really amazes me how I'm still persevering. The funny thing is, I just tell no one about how I am really suffering. A few times it leaks, but I don't have any friends to really talk to about it. Everyone assumes that I can somehow handle heavy workload and keep failing many things out of it while being chill and not depressed.
I don't understand why I keep persevering through this. Why do I still keep putting hard work into things that will most probably be failures? Sometimes I really feel that the sooner I can end my life, the better. I don't much concern for my health because its just not necessary. My parents keep complaining that I'll die from condition of lack of sleep or from not maintaining my general health. Fine. Let me die. I don't care anymore.