#25165 I've been with my girlfriend for several years because we haven't had a big enough fight to break up over.

#25164 Last night I had sex with my TA. It was okay.

#25163 "Boiler up" is so 20th century. Why can't our school slogan be "Choo Choo mothafucka?"

#25162 Damn that hickey was breaking my concentration dude. Also you wearing that shirt made me think about adding some more to your neck :)

#25161 To the girl at hicks with the hickey on her neck, that scarf didn't even come close to covering it up fam. Props to getting some though

#25160 To anyone who thinks there's a possibility they may be struggling with mental illness: don't listen to that stupid post saying you're just going through a bad time in college. I know things like that make you feel awful and deter you from seeking treatment. You become scared that even the doctors won't believe you; you beat yourself up for not being functional when you supposedly don't have a problem. So you think you might be struggling with depression? I'll help you. I'll give you resources where you can get tested. If it turns out you don't have a mental illness? Well that's fantastic! There's still help for people who are just going through a rough patch; I can help you find that help too. You deserve to be heard; you deserve to be helped. Seriously, if you're in that place right now, don't hesitate to contact me. I will do my best to help you get the help you need. - Pearl Quartz

#25159 There comes a point in the night where you give up on academics and start looking at classical art memes. And classical art in general. Rembrandt was pretty dope.

#25158 Is a salad really that bad?