Sunday, 30 October 2016 06:44 PM
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#25229 You say I'm crazy
Cuz you don't think I know what you've done
But when you call me baby
I know I'm not the only one
Sunday, 30 October 2016 08:50 AM
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#25228 @25221 Who orders pizza by phone anymore? Theres something called the internet. Also you should look up "Key and Peele Pizza Order" on Youtube
Sunday, 30 October 2016 05:46 AM
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#25227 You would think of someone was sick, they'd medicate themselves to get better, right?
Saturday, 29 October 2016 11:10 PM
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#25226 I'm going to talk to you. Not today, not tomorrow...But Madeline VanRemmen I will talk to you.
Saturday, 29 October 2016 10:44 PM
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#25225 I bought a bottle of wine at Target using a coupon and drank it by myself on Saturday night.
Saturday, 29 October 2016 10:30 PM
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#25224 When you realize you realize that you're the only person that didn't get invited to a halloween party in your friend group.
Saturday, 29 October 2016 09:30 PM
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#25223 @25187, girl, I'm 22 and I've never kissed a guy. I wouldn't worry about it. It's supposed to be something special anyways.
Saturday, 29 October 2016 05:55 PM
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#25221 when I order pizza sometimes I yell "hey what did you guys want again?" to an empty room and put different toppings on each half so the pizza guy won't know I'm alone and about to eat an entire pizza by myself