#25245 If someone is like by everyone then they're probably fake af

#25244 I never knew that college could be so lonely and miserable.

#25243 Do they still do studies with college students I can get paid for? I want to change anything in my life to be less bored or more happy, so maybe they are doing a study on happy pills I could join

#25242
I am actually very frightened when I hear a girl talk about a girl she is pissed about. When a guy shit talks another guy it is basically just fuck that guy. When a girl talks shit about another girl there is whole damn list of imperfections and how they are only liked for these reasons and if it weren't for these everyone would hate them. They tear the other girl to shreds. Just the pure level of detail they go into scares the hell out of me. I have 1 or 2 things that annoy me about the person I don't like they apparently have a 10 page essay

#25241 My roommate walked in on me practicing tweeting in front of a full length mirror.

#25240 I don't want you to marry her. ..but I don't want to marry you either

#25239 I often look at my mirror image and think to myself, "I wish I were that good looking." #asymmetricfaceproblems

#25238 These mother fuckers called me at 7am, then 8am, and now at 820am to see if I can pay $175mo for health insurance... And they're from California, no mother fucker is going to be up at 4am trying to get me to buy health insurance....