#31118 I'm kinda glad dinosaurs are extinct cause I'm pretty sure I'd try to ride one after a few drinks.

#31110 I keep a database of my favorite follow up movies.

It's MySQLs.

#31115 Hey everyone,

I don't know if you remember me, but I'm that guy that saw some supernatural shit in Hicks the other day.

Well, something else happened last night- Something that makes me feel like i'm cursed.

It was 10pm on Thursday. I was walking back to my dorm from PMU when I got a strange feeling.

For some reason, I couldn't shake this odd feeling of dread. I look around. There was nothing odd to be found.

I felt silly for getting anxious over nothing. So I kept walking. I eventually got back to my dorm, swiped my keycard, and took the elevator up to my floor.

I arrived at my door. I inserted my key, unlocked my door, and opened it. I stood at the entrance of my pitch-dark room. It seems my roommate was still out.

I flipped the lights on, set my things down, and got ready for bed. Yes, it wasn't even 11 yet and I was already going to bed. Sue me.

I awoke to the sound of rapid creaking coming from my roommates half of the room. I was thinking "My roomate isn't fucking his girlfriend with me in the room, is he?"

I reached for my cellphone that was charging on the desk next to my bed. I know It sounds weird, but I turned the flashlight feature on. (Yeah, what I did was weird, but put yourselves in my shoes)

I shined my phone in the direction of my roommate's bed. That was when I saw her.

It was that woman I saw outside the window in Hicks. She was naked, in the cowgirl position on top of a guy in a Purdue Pete mask. There was no way in hell the guy was a roomate.

The thing that freaked me out the most was the blank stare they were both giving me as they were kept going. I couldn't move. It was like watching a trainwreck, you just couldn't look away.

I finally snapped out of it and jumped out of bed, running for the lightswitch. I flipped it on, bathing the room in light. The rapid creaking stopped. They were gone, and my roommate's bed was completely undisturbed, like no one had been there.

It was 1:45 am. I texted my roomate to ask where he was. A few minutes later he replied. He was down in the dorm lobby studying. He asked if everything was alright. I lied and said everything was fine.

That is all I have to say about this.

I will update if anything else happens.

#31114 One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me up he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.

#31098 You can't spell college without an L. Or shall I say, multiple L's.

#31113 Just heard a girl in CS say that being a woman in CS helps a lot getting job interviews yet people still deny that even though a woman herself admits this

#31108 someone actually tried to open the door of my car last night near the bank. should I report to the police?

#31109 where is the best place to get men's haircut? visiting a new place always gives me anxiety