#25686 I banged Ladesh. India be jealous, boii

#25684 I had to shit really bad, but I saw my ex walk by, between me and the bathroom, I didn't want her seeing me like this, so I ran the other way, to the parking garage. I saw her car there, nobody around, so I pulled down my pants and shit... It ended up being diarrhea, so the juices ran down the hood and stained my boxers and jeans, while I was sitting here watching the scenery, I saw her and her new bf drive off.............. In her car.

#25683 What is the strangest question you peeps have ever been asked?

#25682 I hate how my roommate always expect me to do the fucking dishes. You live and eat here to you fucking slob.

#25681 Ive been having a dream lately where I walk into finals next week with Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music blaring and I leave giving the backwards middle finger salute to every professor I had this semester. I wonder what that means?

#25680 Procrasturbating so hard right now.

#25679 Just as I decide to seriously try to start dating again after 3 years my severe back pain episodes that happens once every 1-3 months is now happening almost constantly. Just to barely be able to get up out of bed and move about a little I have to take a high dose of pain killers. These episodes have put me in the ER multiple times in the last month alone and I have to handle it all completely alone. Sure I have friends that help when they can but what I need the most is just someone to be there and hold my hand or when stuck in bed to snuggle up to me. How can ask anyone though to be that person and help take on some of the stress? It doesn't seem right of me to ask anyone of that. Hell even if I did how could I even begin to bring up let alone actually set up a date, get there, and appear to be in relatively good health. Just thinking about asking that of someone makes me feel like a horrible person since its something ive always managed on my own...

#25678 To the person who know has my dino know that his name his Keon and he has a brother name Ciyt who misses him. Know that when you press his foot he tells you I love you. Know that he smells so good cause I spread my boyfriends cologne on him cause for weeks he was the only memory I had of him. Know that he was born in Orlando, Florida where my boyfriend made him so I can remember him while he's gone. Know that's he's gone to Miami, Orlando, Colombia, Chicago, Purdue, Indianapolis, Bloomington. Know that I miss him like hell and it's worth the mean tweets about me missing a dino. Know that I would anything for him back. So if you have him I won't ask questions and there is a reward.