#25900 So WHAM! is played in deadpool, then dies... I hope that's just a coincidence

#25899 Idk what's up with all this Arby's stuff, but I still love eating there for the dollar menu from 2-5

#25898 I miss former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, and how he'd be doing crack while in a drunken stupor. I hope President Trump brings that shit back in 2017, because that shit's awesome.

#25897 Come on 2016 6 more days to prove you're the most demonic year to date

#25896 I accidentally ate a hot dog when I was full.

#25895 There has been no moment more disappointing in my life than when I found out Arby's left Chauncey. I'm really hoping all the Arby's confessions are enough to bring it back though. You guys give me hope.

#25894 I know you will be reading this. I realized what you meant by 'committment issues' when you flew away to New Jersey without saying Goodbye. I like you...and I will always love you but I want to be with someone who is sure about me. I dont want to be on the ride hoping for you to commit someday. It is breaking my heart to say goodbye but I have to. You are an amazing person and an amazing friend. Love you..

#25893 I'm fascinated with Oprah's constant need to alert the press whenever she's lost weight. News flash Oprah, you aren't the only one in the world whos lost weight before. When you put that 40 back on will you alert the press about that? No one cares. I don't need to see it on every magazine cover like you finally did it this time.