#26044 If I'm going to hell I got to make a good impression on the devil

#26043 @ 26036 Well than you ought to join this organization that I'm a member of. We got a local Purdue chapter. Only the thing is, the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it and the second rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it. Oh and my name is Tyler Durden.

#26042 I don't know what I ate yesterday but it's tearing my anus apart, it's like bricks of magma are plopping out of my now wispy butt hole

#26041 I'm a sex addict. I don't think its a bad thing. Seriously has anyone ever actually died because of too much sex? Hell no. Getting off is as normal to the human body as needing to eat or take a shit. Stop acting like people who get laid a lot are freaks to society.

#26040 How does one find someone to date on campus? I mean I've got friends and such but in a year and a half I've never found someone to be in a relationship with. Or if I have seen someone I like or thinks cute it's randomly around campus.

#26039 I don't understand the fixation on Hawaiian shirts as partywear when going to a college party. Am I missing something?

#26038 I'm not for any political party, they all have ups and downs, but it is pretty funny to find the hardcore fans of certain parties and watch them melt down at the idea that one of their own could swing the opposite way

#26037 @ #26031, I'm #26029. I've improved my attitude and I try to be positive all the time. I try to see the good in every person and situation. I'm constantly forgiving myself. I do take my medication. This month marks three years of trying to find the right medication. I still haven't found anything that works. I do charitable things whenever I can.

I'm not religious and I don't go to church (so, according to you, I guess that's my problem). When I was religious and did go to church, I was also suicidal. Also, atheists usually can't just believe in a higher power, just like Christians can't just believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

@ the people who left shitty comments on my confession: definitely Edgy™, but I think you were just jealous of my edginess

@ the people who were nice: I hope you get all As this semester and that Purdue throws all the scholarship money at you. you deserve it ?