#26243 Really Qdoba? The guac you gave me was still partially frozen and stuck together in a blob I couldn't even eat it. The guy who worked at Chipotle was right Qdoba really does ship all their food frozen. I think I'll stick to Chipotle from now on. It's cheaper too.

#26242 Who's out? I just wanna dance with somebody!

#26241 I think your name is Rui, saw you around Stewart on Saturday! Not asking for your number is my first regret of the year :/

#26240 When you're fwb with someone, are you suppose to only sleep with them?

#26239 Just text me already!!!

#26238 While you're all getting heart broken, I'm out here dating a chick that I used to pay for sex, now it's free and she doesn't do it anymore.

#26237 The devastating moment when you're talking with your crush and she mentions her boyfriend...I guess I got to start all over again. AGAIN

#26236 Its amazing how you can go from having lunch with a guy you love to he admitted he's not over his ex. Can someone just remove my heart out of my body? It does nothing but get broken.