#26323 I went to a rubbish party on the moon. No atmosphere.

#26322 The place I'm a security guard at just hit a huge retarded boost... if they reach 70% efficiency and maintain it for a month, everybody on the line, minus the supervisor (who actually does his job) will get a $3,000 bonus, like can I just start saying fuck it now, and once this place goes to shit I can say, "hey, for $3,000 I'll start doing my job again."

#26321 Woo Kik paid off, I got a a thick, older, white chick, she's got 2 kids, but they are bad assess, aND she's super nympho

#26320 I procrastinate way too much, Monday is my last day in the apartment, because fucko decided to bail on me early January...it's now 1:48am abs I have until 5pm to move... I've moved some stuff, but have a lot more to go, and work from 6 to 2 today

#26319 As the Muay Thai guy, I don't like their personality, they're chick's I knew before, chick's that I liked even I first saw them, but later hated when I find out they're gold diggers... also I don't get a lot of matches, however in 5 months of doing it, I have had 2 matches, first one I lost because I was nervous and weary of what to look for because he was unknown, the second one I won because I trained a lot more, started using different supplements which helped a lot (I had to switch up the nutrients, and training style) and I was able to read the guy a lot better... I am very grateful, it's just that there is something missing and it's still confusing to me that girls that I like are attracted to guys who are scum bags, dirt bags etc

#26318 I find it odd that I went from 265lbs to 170lbs, got muscles, and compete in both Muay Thai and body building comps... but my tinder went from nobody to the chick's that I don't like... guess I got to give more time

#26317 I know that given the chance, I can make a girl feel special and loved. However, as I have found many times in the past, getting that chance is the hard part. All I want is an opportunity.

#26316 Purdue guys are way smarter and hotter than IU guys. #ConfessionsOfAnIUgirl