Monday, 27 February 2017 04:57 PM
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#26451 Guys don't get married. Don't wake up at 35 looking out the window at your used early 2000s minivan wondering what the hell happened. Don't ever get to that point. You don't want any part of that. Live, live for me.
Monday, 27 February 2017 04:10 PM
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#26450 My ex boyfriend is a crazy, abusive asshole who takes away everything you love. I would warn the girls he's having sex with, but I don't wanna ever get involved with that again. Glad I'm free of him though.
Monday, 27 February 2017 10:28 AM
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#26449 I confess that I've finally figured out that you're not crazy...you just have major daddy issues.
Monday, 27 February 2017 08:22 AM
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#26448 The worst mistake you can make in life is getting married.
Monday, 27 February 2017 05:22 AM
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#26447 I'm glad the Arby's craze is over
Monday, 27 February 2017 05:15 AM
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#26446 I'm all for helping people, but being hit with a $300 month health insurance bill hurts like hell
Monday, 27 February 2017 02:21 AM
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#26445 My crush asked me out. He lives on my floor and we've been talking for a month or so, and now I get to call him mine. Slight issue though. He's graduating in May and moving to Iowa. I can handle long distance, but he's never tried. Nervous.
Sunday, 26 February 2017 06:34 PM
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#26444 My girlfriend: "dont try cuddling with me when I am trying to fall asleep."
*wakes up at 2 in the morning*
My girlfriend at 2 in the morning: "why arent you cuddling with me?"
Girls are weird.