#26651 I think I just got pre workout in my eye

#26650 I need an early morning jogging partner!

#26649 Has anyone else noticed that the store in Stewart sells Exponent Newspapers for $1.29 when they should be free? What cunts!

#26648 I don't sleep much, but even when I do people never fail to tell me "Wow, you look exhausted!" or something to that effect. Thanks for your concern everybody, but this is just my normal face.

Confession: I've started ingesting synthesized isobutylphenylpropionic acid to reduce the appearance of puffy under-eye bags the size of a cartoonized plucky and pack-rattish railway wandering nomad's packed-picnic-blanket bag.

#26647 3/29/17.. 10ish pm
To white jeepish looking car (sorry don't know cars) full of guys outside state street stop looking at me.... "How you doing ;) ?! "

-confused cute girl in noise canceling head phones (my bad)

#26646 Any single men willing to take me on a date?

#26645 Guys who have been told they are good-looking, how many tinder matches do you get in a day?

#26644 One of my so-called friends is actually this pervert I went to high school with. Like most former perverts, I'm pretty sure that he masturbates to me after I blocked him on facebook. It's gross and disgusting and I'm pretty sure that he's going to hell. He's guilty of gluttony and stalking