#26667 Women who superlike me on tinder but don't respond to my messages. Wtf?

#26666 I have never been so lonely before, in spite of this being such a beautiful place. Like they say, 'some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night'.

#26665 I ate half of a chocolate creme pie today and I have zero regrets.

#26664 It's been two years since my last relationship, and I forgot until now how having a crush on your best buddy can be simultaneously the best, yet possibly one of the worst, feelings ever. Knowing how your friendship is so wonderful and might become even stronger with actual dating, yet also knowing that there's nothing wrong with keeping things as they are, but the thought and desire to take that next step is always there. There are cuter girls than her, but with her I laugh, get annoyed, and get butterflies in my stomach more than when I'm around anyone else.

#26663 Terrified my suite mate has boobytrapped my room after my glorious prank earlier

#26662 I wish I could find a guy here at Purdue that would appreciate a girl who likes heavy metal and headbang with me.

#26661 Fuck that "your major's only good for starbucks" bullshit. I'd be glad to work anywhere and get away from snobby cuntbags that say that on a regular basis.

#26660 It makes me smile every time the elevator comes and says "going down"