#26731 Hey you! yes you, you filthy animal that went on spring break and fucked anything that breathed... did you get tested yet? Why not? Go to CAPS and make your everything is the way it is supposed to be. do it before summer comes and you forget about all that regrettable shit you did while thinking that you were invincible.

#26730 I just saw gluten-free turkey jerky at Starbucks. I feel the need to inform everyone that turkey contains no gluten unless it's stuffed with bread. This has been a public service announcement

#26729 The new style of singers singing like someone stepped on their balls is strange to me. Its been taking over metal the last couple years ive noticed. Like Volbeat. Guy literally sounds like his balls are being stepped on when he sings. I believe the singer from the Outfield started this phenomenon in the 80s and now its just getting popular. Must hurt like hell.

#26728 When life gets too difficult or I don't feel like I belong, sometimes I just imagine that I'm a Purdue squirrel. That way I can hide in trees and throw acorns at people without anyone being upset because I'm an adorable freakin' squirrel. Then I feel all better.

#26727 are there even boys looking for a serious relationship???

#26726 I hate being asian. I can't even drink a bottle of beer without turning into a ripe tomato.

#26725 Ash Williams you frequently comment on this page. You are absolutely hilarious.

#26724 i really want some guy to ask me out!