#31279 Congratulations to the new President!

Confession: I am posting this in 2018 and hoping that this will be posted on the page by 2020

#31278 You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

#31275 I have hooked up with my GTA. I want more.

#31277 Anshul. You’re the hottest man out there.

#31276 I don't know if I can take it anymore. I might have to break up with my girlfriend because she's always lying to me. It's the same lie over and over again. She is always telling me that she doesn't look good today, or she hides her face from me because she doesn't think she looks good. These are flat out LIES! She is always so damn beautiful!

#31271 What is there to do around here over the summer besides work and class? I’m staying, but terrified of being bored.

#31270 Why don’t the guys at this school believe in reciprocating oral sex?
What the fuck is up?!?!?!

#31269 STAT 350 vs STAT 350DIST?
Which one is better?