#26884 How do I approach a girl in the comment section of a Purdue confessions post?

#26883 Not much of a confession but I think it needed to be said.
To all those who are struggling with final exams I say to you
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

#26882 How do I approach girls that are driving their cars around campus?

#26881 How do I approach girls that are sitting outside on campus?

#26880 Everybody I talk to says everybody is good at something unfortunately for me, I'm only good at blowing up toilets and leaving the worst smell ever.

#26878 DEWAN is THE sexiest TA in physics. I'm going to miss you so much!!!!!

#26877 If someone tries to knock you down. Get up, and put 'em right back under you, where they started.

#26879 I have the absolute worst taste in men. I was talking with my friend about this guy in one of my classes. He doesn't acknowledge me unless he wants something. He is the most pretentious asshat I've ever met in my life. For some terrible reason, I'm really into him. My favorite movie/book/tv series is Pride and Prejudice. My friend pointed out that this guy is essentially Mr. Darcy. I'm unconsciously picking men based on a fictional character. I need psychological help ASAP.