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Total Confessions: 25212
Confessions Per Day: 12.3
Approval Rate: 72.9%
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Monday, 19 February 2018 06:57 PM
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#30577 Let me tell you a story about how I discovered how to poo in the loo

On my first day of class, I had this horrible urge to shit. When I couldn’t take it anymore, I decided to poo on the street that was next to me. Fortunately I shat right in front of the police station and a policeman caught me pooping. He told me that the street was not designated. In fact, no street in America was designated. He then recommended me to PUSH for “rehabilitation” for my “crime”. After a few weeks, I began doing it. I began pooing in the loo! It was an exciting time!
But then when I have to go home to my village, we have to shit on the street next to us. This proves that just on my first day of classes, I began learning more than what my village knows. Thank you Purdue!
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Monday, 19 February 2018 02:41 PM
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#30576 Net neutrality is the most bogus idea. First of all, it didn't exist until 2015, when Obama issued an executive order (not a law as it can be easily overturned) to enforce net neutrality. If it is such an important consumer protection, why have internet rates remained the same since the advent of net neutrality? And why would an internet service provider begin raising costs for certain sites? In the free market, any provider that does this will see customers leave for another provider.
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Monday, 19 February 2018 01:06 PM
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#30575 Why is feminism still a thing?
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Monday, 19 February 2018 01:05 PM
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#30574 I don’t understand what’s so empowering about casual sex and hooking up for women. It requires absolutely no skill on their part. For men, it’s a completely different story. It’s crazy how far some men will push themselves to be successful with women, and in turn become the best of what they can be. That is really empowering.
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Monday, 19 February 2018 10:47 AM
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#30573 Leave it to Purdue admissions who thought it was a great fucking idea to have Purdue’s for Me lunch at Wiley instead of Ford. 100+ people coming in every hour during the lunch wave and no seats whatsoever.
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Monday, 19 February 2018 08:10 AM
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#30539 20180219 0830 this morning, I witnessed a white vehicle turning right from MGL to POTR approximately 25 to 30 mph. The vehicle took a sharp left turn to the pedestrian sidewalk located south of POTR and stopped on the south-west corner of POTR. One male left the passenger seat and ran inside WALC. Approximately 3 seconds later, the vehicle was attempting to get back on the service road from the pedestrian pathway. It appeared that the driver was either impaired or is not familiar with the concept of infrastructure that was constructed for motor vehicles. As the vehicle made successful entry to traffic lane north of BRWN, west of MGL, I began to record the vehicle’s departure away from me.

Please do not do what you did this morning. Sidewalks are for pedestrians in most countries. Purdue utility vehicles travel under 5 mph, you were going way too fast where people around me halted to look at what was going on.

I’ve noticed couple more violation of your vehicle which may case fine in the future. Please get the followings addressed.
- Indiana Code Title 9. Motor Vehicles § 9-19-19-3
- Indiana Code Title 9. Motor Vehicles § 9-19-19-4
- Indiana Code Title 9. Motor Vehicles § 9-18.1-4-4

P.S. Your temp plate is waterproof and wind resistant up to 130 mph.
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Monday, 19 February 2018 07:54 AM
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#30572 Do homeless people masturbate?
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Monday, 19 February 2018 02:57 AM
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#30557 "How well do you work under pressure"

"I once completed a 10-page assignment that I started from scratch 55 minutes before deadline while holding the urge to pee and take a dump, AND while on the phone with my emotionally unstable girlfriend trying to break up with me by reminding me how much of a human trash i was the whole relationship"

"oh wow. how did it end up? just curious"

"You could say I dumped my grades, got dumped by my girlfriend AND took a dump after. My friends call me the Dumpledore"

Guess who got the job? \../,

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Purdue Stats

Total Confessions: 25212
Confessions Per Day: 12.3
Approval Rate: 72.9%
Favorited by: 71

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