#27152 *farts assertively*

#27151 To the extremelly fit/blond/hot girl at the Corec yesterday around 4pm... Damn girl! You where created by the Zeus itself! I would prefer? you as Wonder Woman, stunning body.

#27150 I just bought cheap earbuds for work because I forgot my iPhone ones at home, easily the worst purchase I've ever made

#27149 I've never seen anyone choose "pass" when Harvey or any of the former hosts ask pass or play on Family Feud.

#27148 Can international students sell their plasma?

#27147 I interviewed for a job yesterday, a petty lucrative job, but my depression and anxiety got the best of me. Most of the interview I just sat there feeling like shit because my fat wad filling out my shirt, nose hairs kept itching, I was trying to remember any of my technical knowledge, but all I could think of were the times when I couldn't solve the problem... she was really nice and said to Email her with any updates, I felt like shit, and the whole night every problem I couldn't remember then, came to me and the next day I just stayed in bed... I hate my life like this

#27146 I know this is so gross but I love watching the pimple popping videos on YouTube. It's oddly relaxing and it helps me fall asleep. I feel like I'm the only one with this weird addiction.

#27145 Are there any single girls that wouldn't mind accompanying me on a fine evening to see the new Wonder Woman movie? I'll pay for your ticket I just don't want to be seen going to a movie alone.