#27575 Someone from my work confessed his attraction for me, but I explained very professionally that I have a boyfriend, so no way would that be happening. Now I can't stop thinking about banging him.

#27574 You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here

#27573 If you love someone, set him free. If he comes back, then nobody liked him. Set him free again.

#27572 Be really careful walking on the sidewalks along Northwestern Avenue. Cyclists think they own them, and if you don't want close attention, you'll be hit. It happened to me today.

#27571 so the new active learning center will be open for 24 hours starting next week. i'm afraid it will become another dirty library just like hicks very soon.

#27570 I've gotten to the point of hooking up with multiple girls at parties but I always chicken out because im afraid my dick is small

#27569 Its like the movie WarGames right now. Except Kim Jong Poon isn't a computer who just wants to play a game of tic tac toe.

#27568 I dont know why people don't understand when someone loves em so much that they give hints continuously during their relationship and one point even tells em. But at the end what he gets is a broken heart... well this was a question which was bugging me for a long time.