#27757 I owe this little girl a lot. She just wants to cuddle. Shes there for me no matter how bad things are. I can rely more on her than most of my own family. Would give anything to be able trust another person as much as I trust her...

#27756 I've seen you in my chemistry class during the summer, you beautiful person. I heard you hooked up with a guy there. I feel so bad. So much wasted relationship potential on that asshole. You say you want the "nicest guy", but your guys are nowhere close to what you want. They're all fakes, and I know I could do better. I only wish you would open your eyes to the danger they pose, and the love I have...

#27755 I'm thinking about studying abroad, but how do I pay for it? I know that if you apply with certain programs/get scholarships, they will cover half of the cost. I feel like it usually costs around $2,000 in total and then they cover $1,000 but how am I going to buy the rest of the thousand? I don't know, I prob. have a lot of misunderstandings about this. Help! Advice?

#27754 What do you call it when you're in Jurassic Park and fall through a cleverly disguised hole in the floor to be consumed by a pack of dinosaurs?
You've fallen through a velocitrapdoor.

#27753 Oh lord, B1G college football is starting... IU still sux.

#27752 Can we be done with all the church groups on campus please? I'm really tired of seeing a bunch of Jesus and God chalk all over every single sidewalk and people trying to give me Bibles and trying to get me to come to church.

#27751 So many cute girls sitting by themselves on campus between classes. How do I start a conversation with one of them? I have social anxiety and it's hard for me.

#27750 The best thing that came out of the Trump presidency so far is that the left is starting to see how hypocritical most have become abs beginning to divide themselves