#28020 I thought people stopped thinking vandalism was cool in like 5th grade. Seriously you're a grown college age adult.

#28019 For those of you who are married, would you say that the first year was the worst or at least the hardest?

#28018 My life is pretty much figuring out complicated ways to perform simple tasks because that's what common core taught me.

#28017 That feeling when you're confused about your worldview because you can't decide how to interpret the book you base it on.

#28016 To the tuba player in the apartment next to me: I can literally feel you through the floor.

#28025 I've been parked outside my apartment for the last half hour. Not sure if it's because I'm lazy or because I am incapable of doing homework in my car and therefore must go inside to do it, so I'm staying in my car to avoid the responsibilities..... Yeah that's it.

#28015 I have never seen a tombstone that read, "Died from not forwarding that email to everyone on his mailing list within 48 hours.

#28014 Marie Hunkeler, stumbled upon you through this page - you are SO hot. I'd like to wine and dine you, go really fast and propose with a giant diamond.