#28053 I saw a car run over a squirrel today between Brown and Potter today. The squirrel twitching while its guts flowed out made me want to puke.

#28052 I always attend classes high and I cannot do anything about it. Like I would smoke on Friday and I would still be high the following Monday

#28048 Sometimes me and my roommate read the edgy as fuck posts on here out loud, and in different accents and dramatic voices. I know we're assholes, but its so goddamn funny

#28051 I hate being short. These days it seems like girls only want to date 6 foot doofuses... and yeah, I'm jealous, so what?

#28047 I'm so nervous right now. I'm planning on asking a guy out tomorrow, and I am literally rehearsing it making sure I am doing it right and picking out what to wear and deciding if I should wear makeup or not. To the guys, I give so much credit to you. I now understand how hard this is.

#28050 I feel like one of the only queer girls here
Gay girls, PLEASE, be more open about your queerness

#28049 As far as I'm concerned, if you haven't burned your mouth from a pizza roll your life experience is worthless.

#28046 I like to wait to see if a girl reveals any sign of attractiveness towards me before I make any kind of move. I like this girl from one of my lectures and we talk during lecture but mostly about the material. We joke sometimes about the professor but that's about it. She snaps back really late so I just stopped snapchating her altogether. I like this girl but I'm not sure if she does so I don't know how to approach this situation.