#28199 http://bzfd.it/2xAjHXX

This made my day ??

#28197 My mom just accidentally butt dialed me and I overheard her saying my boyfriend is going to propose to me. Time to practice my surprised face and cute cry.

#28196 Confessions: I like the cancerous post-handle Yik Yak from last year the best. Does anyone else?

#28195 Okay so I've been feeling really guilty about this because this is the first time I've done something as fucked up as this but I was so so so horny. I had sex with one of my hottest students in a lab after everyone else had left. It was straight up out of a porno but it felt so good and real and left me feeling great. The guy left some of his jizz on the table we fucked on (don't even ask me how) and now my students are wondering what happened. Unfortunately, there's a story going around my friend circle about a guy bragging he'd fucked his TA but i can't even confirm it was actually my guy because HE FUCKING IGNORES ME NOW.
Funny fact but I found out he works at Arby's. In case you see a short dark haired white dude with earrings, slap him for me.

#28194 Don't circumcised boys ever feel like knowing what it is like to have foreskin? Cause it's different for uncut folks. I mean, the foreskin is retractable so they can have the best of both worlds, and I believe that the gliding motion of foreskin against the glans during sex add another layer to the pleasure. And as far as infections go, it's really not that hard to wash your penis everyday and use condoms and maintain hygiene down there, which everyone should be doing anyway. Not trying to make yall cut boys feel bad or anything. Just an honest question.

#28193 I'm an exchange student from Frankfurt, Germany. I cringe every time I hear a person here incorrectly pronounce "Volkswagen" !!

#28192 To the guy on the second floor of the HSSE library studying today (9/28) around 10:45 you should have came and talked to me- the brunette who kept catching you looking my way

#28191 I confess, I'm saddened by the passing of Huge Kefner. ????????