#28261 I am not the father.

#28260 How is one supposed to meet/socialize with girls. Sure people say go out there and socialize, but how in the fuck? I mean if you approach a random girl and try to initiate a conversation, most of the time they find it weird. Just curious.

#28259 What kind of decent paying jobs can you get with a degree in Human Development and Family Studies with a minor in Human Resources? I know money shouldn’t be what I worry about, but I want to be able to know I can survive and have a family one day.

#28255 I'm gonna have to rob a bank to pay off my student loans lmao

#28258 I have kind of a weird request. I am looking for a 60-70 year old short man to borrow for about 10-15 min this weekend. I am pretending to catfish this guy I met on Tinder. We haven't met in person yet, and I would like the old guy to pretend to be me for the first few minutes of the date. If any of you have a short Grandpa-like figure who can be on campus, please comment below. I will personally message you. Also, I am willing to pay $15 for this.

#28254 If I had to describe my self-esteem as a temperature, it'd be 0K.

#28256 Whenever I ride my longboard around to get to class, everyone always looks at me when I pass by and I can't help but have the feeling that all of them want to roundhouse kick me off. :(

#28253 I really wish my Totoro plushie would come to life and be my best friend forever.