#28381 I’m opening up a combination marijuana dispensary and spice shop in Chicago.



I’ll be calling it Herbs in Horto.

#28379 I'm 28 and I've never so much as held a girls hand in a non-platonic fashion. Because of terrible social anxiety.

The longer I live this way, the more comfortable I become with being without that kind of relationship. And the idea of suggesting to women that they should ever interact with me again, much less date me, it just all feels insurmountable.

And I'm aware this may be one of those things you just have to plunge into and take what comes. But, I just feel so much better when I don't think about it.

My friends and family usually feel like enough, but I often feel like I'm entirely missing out on an aspect of life, that most people seem to take for granted. I used to get really sad when I saw couples together. I just couldn't help it. I was becoming bitter. But that stopped after a while. Not really sure why.

One time, my gay friend jokingly snuggled up to me when he was sitting down on the couch and I laughed and shooed him off. But, the truth is, I almost started crying, right there and then.

I'm not really attracted to dudes (honestly, I kinda wish I was. I can already talk to men. lol), but that brief human contact felt so fucking good. I kinda freaked out for a second, as I thought about all the people snuggling up with somebody, and how I may never have that.

Honestly, I've considered going to a prostitute. If I was ever somewhere where it was legal and regulated, I'd probably do it. It'd still probably be the most awkward thing that's ever happened to me, but at least a pro probably knows how to handle the awkward virgins.

#28378 As a man who just got stood up why do girls do this?

#28377 When I'm alone I like to blast AC/DC and relax in a tub full of pasta sauce. Its just the right consistency for pleasuring yourself

#28380 Does anybody have dreams about Arby's? I do.
In my dream I'm laying on a nice warm bed of roast beef and I look down to discover I'm conpletely naked. For some reason I'm aroused by the moist steaming motherload of beef that lays beneath me. I reach for my member and place it within the folds but I soon realize the friction is too much. Suddenly it rains cheese sauce all over me, I use this chance to lube up my unit and proceed to make sweet love to the roast beef as I take my other cheese covered hand and gently force it up my backend. As I clutch the beef with my other hand my toes being to curl up as my member grows and expands until it cannot handle itself. I climax in a moment of euphoric pleasure as I look down at my unit as it sprays ajuu sauce everywhere and my rear clutches my fist and doesnt let go. Suddenly I wake up lying in a pile of my own fluids with my arm up my rectum and my seed all over the place.

I really could go for some Arby's right now.

#28376 A farmer's cows developed glowing eyes and their milk screamed with no provocation. They brought in a priest to render it safe to drink.



They pastorized it.

#28375 I've got the naruto theme stuck in my head

#28374 Someone covered her eyes from behind.

It was him, she knew.

That's what made her fall in love with him.

In his world, she wasn't blind!