#28655 To whoever took my sunglasses from Armstrong, can I please have them back?

#28654 I am a junior in engineering and I still have no friends. Im am an introvert until you get to know me and then i turn into an extrovert and i open up and im friendly and its great but i cant find a friend yet that wants to hang out and im so fucking lonely i hate it so much. I try to join clubs but they r already in their own friend groups. I had so many close friends in highschool but now they have their close college friends and im just so fucking lonely. Especially during this weekend where everyone is at a holloween party and im just at home being sad doing homework.

#28653 I have a friend in my frat who has been acting really weird lately. It all started when we were drunk wrestling and I felt his erection against my leg. I kind of liked it, but I didn't know what to say to him. Now we don't talk to each other anymore.

#28652 I think I'm in love with a boy from my fraternity. He thinks we were just horsing around, but to me it felt real. Should I tell him? I'm a junior if that matters.

#28651 For the past year I have been having the same dreams every night. I now believe that I am remembering some of my past lives. But there's a man on campus who I recognize from some of my dreams. I truly believe he is my soulmate, and that the universe wants us to be together. But I don't think he remembers me. Will I be forever alone? I think he's in a relationship.

#28650 There's this guy in my chem class that stares at my butt when I walk in late. Is posting his name on Purdue Confessions the best way to get his attention?

#28649 AJ's has the best ketchup!!! It tastes so fancy

#28648 Am I allowed to bite the boobie? Sometimes when I wake up, my girlfriend is humping me aggressively, im scared but I don't know what to do so I just pretend I'm asleep. Is this normal? Can I still bite it though