#28846 I am almost 25 and never even have kissed a girl. Can anyone oblige? I am desperate and lonely!

#28845 To the girl at rice cafe at 1 am, just wanted to let you k ow you are sooooooo cute. And I like your glasses too. Thank you for that. It’s one of the first compliments I got in weeks!!

#28844 Post pictures of your pets on this confession because I'm having a great day and I want to see a bunch of cute animals so it can be even more great. :)

#28843 I think the girl who works the line, Leyna, at Cosi has the most gorgeous eyes. I would love to get to know her better.

Confession: I really hate my roommate.

#28842 Are we going to continue using Facebook for the rest of our lives? I can't imagine myself continuing to use it 20 years from now. It is going to get so boring and artificial. What more new features can Mark Fuckerberg come up with to exploit basic human psychology?

#28841 Taylor Swift's new music is garbage

#28840 Why the fuck do drivers from America always expect tip? If you're not okay with your wage, don't accept the job in the first place. How on earth do you take a job by expecting 100% tip rate?
If I tip the driver who brought my food in 10 mins and also tip the driver who brought the same food from same restaurant in 1 hour, how on earth is it fair?
You can't expect me to give you money just because you have a car and you know how to drive. Take the bonus for better work or GTFO.
Get a life.

#28839 Strangely, single guys seem to offer best relationship advices.