#28910 To the Indian guy who got verbally eviscerated by the professor in the review session for Thermo this Sunday, I thought that was a really racist thing for that asshole to say. I'm sure any native English speaker have made the same mistake in not reading the question correctly.

#28909 I’ve been struggling with depression and anxiety for awhile, but recently my roommate told me that I look happier. Apparently, I laugh a lot more, and I fall asleep smiling. She thinks it might be because of this cute guy I met. I run into him a lot on campus, but I’m so nervous to talk to him that I just end up avoiding him. I want to put myself out there, but at the same time I don’t want him to have to deal with all my problems. I want to fix them first, but I’m afraid another girl will get to him before I do.

#28908 It's amazing how you can spend one day with friends and another with your mom and still feel lonely as fuck afterward

#28907 Moo. Mooooooooooo! :3

#28906 My family is big on pranking each other. When I was 11 or 12, jump scares were the main thing going on in our house. So I hatched the brilliant plan to hide under my parents' bed one night before they came in to go to sleep. Then I'd let out a demon scream in total darkness once the lights were off. It would scare the absolute shit out of them and would probably go down in history as the most successful prank my house had ever seen.
At least it WOULD have gone that way...
except 12-year-old me didn't count on the fact that my parents had planned on doing the dirty the same night as my prank. I hid under their bed. I waited for them to come in the room. And then I proceeded to suffer through the most horrible, scarring half-hour of my entire existence. I lay there in agony under their bed, wanting desparately to book it and barf but knowing that showing myself right then would make the situation far more horrific than it already was. I heard noises that no child should ever be exposed to, and I prayed to whatever gods were out there that there weren't any sex toys under there with me.
Eventually they fell asleep and I made my escape. I try to pretend that they knew I was under there the whole time and were just faking it.

#28905 The dominos in India is faaaar better than the one here. Go there and try a cheese burst pizza, you'll know what I'm talking about. Honestly American dominos is disgustingly tasteless in comparison.

#28904 Why cannot we post anonymous comments to posts on Purdue Confessions?

#28903 Marina S. Idk how you’re still single. I mean I’ve seen how you handle ??.