#29048 To the girl in my SCLA 101 class... Your smile makes me melt into a puddle. I hope he treats you right.

#29047 I bought a 15 inch skillet from Wal-Mart to do some cooking in the dorms. My roommate tells me that she has a fetish for inserting cooking utensils in her pussy and that she has been using the panhandle to masturbate since the beginning of the semester. Last night she told me that she used it anally. There is poop on my panhandle and I can't cook with it anymore. Should I just eat Happy China for the rest of the semester?

Confession: I eat Arby's roast beefs one slice of meat at a time.

#29042 I am so mad about the trophy ban being lifted. The tax plan hurts humans who are anyways cruel and selfish. But why hurt the animals?

#29046 I wish feminists considered making things equal for men and women in the dating zone. Imagine if it was just as easy for men to get laid as it is for women. Maybe then men will stop commiting suicide out of depression, loneliness, and lack of intimacy or romance.

#29041 If you want to take a girl on a date to Arby's, but she says that she's a vegetarian, then what do you do?

#29040 I got a gingerbread latte from 3rd St Starbucks today, and it tasted exactly like Jim's coffee that the 3rd St Market sells..nothing like a gingerbread latte. I paid almost $6 for it. I feel stupid that I spent $6 on a coffee and ripped off that I could have spent $2 for what I got next door.

#29039 Are pick up lines still a thing on tinder? And what's a good way to start a convo, is it ok just to say hey

#29038 Is there an application or site to find someone to hook up anonymously? Is not because I am ugly or that I want to steal organs, I am just a women who wants privacy, I promise!