#29105 To #29089 Just ask her. She may be just shy. Then you'll know. It may be a little awkward if the answer is no, but it's probably awkward now.

#29104 I turned the corner and ran right into him.
"Ashley, what the hell?" Matt holds me as I stumble. "Why did you run!?"
I'm too nervous to look at him. *He's going to be so mad.*
Cupping my chin, he tilts my head and stares into my eyes. "What happened to you?"
I feel the tears coming and close my eyes immediately. *He can't know. He'll be broken.* "Nothing, Matt, but you definitely need some mints. Your breath smells like Satan's ass and three day old meatloaf." His arms relax as he starts laughing, and that's when I find my chance. I pull away from his enticing grip, and turn around and run. He yells my name in shock, but I don't look back. I can't.
*My boyfriend is my next target.*

Confession: I'm working on a new novel, and I'll drop excerpts here and there.

#29113 The guy in the parking police jeep has the smallest wank in WL. Seriously, no need to turn on the flashing lights when you're driving over to give a parked and unattended car a ticket. Calm down Paul Blart, the car isn't gonna drive away, and you just made someone who parked illegally sad. With that said, I realize he is just doing his job, and I wish him and his family a happy and wholesome thanksgiving.

#29099 Today I slept with my roommate. Can't lie, best feeling ever.

#29098 To #29080. I can take it for you, I love virgins, especially nerdy ;)

#29095 Everyone is always so sad. Damn. I know we are all fucked, but might as well enjoy it.

#29097 when I comes to tinder, as a bi woman I had 100+ matches within the first two days of using it. you've gotta stand out, try and initiate a conversation or even meeting up if that goes well.

On our first date, I'm going to be putting effort into my appearance so you should too. If you really want to stand out from the handful of other dudes I doing this with, bring me a flower. my standards would be high even if the ratio of men and women weren't so skewed.

#29094 Anyone driving to Indy on wednesday evening/afternoon that I can hitch a ride with?