#5758 Rebecca Black's "Saturday" is stuck in my head after only listening to it twice. FML why did this have to happen right before my finals?!!?

#5757 To be honest, the only reason I want a boyfriend is so I can have somebody to massage my back after I'm done studying. It gets so sore for some reason, and only when I'm studying or doing homework!

#5756 #literally

#5755 To the dude who kept sighing literally 2 minutes after getting the final for BIO 110. Bro, I know it was rough. Hell, I would bro hug it out with you after if you wanted. I could've used it. But while we are taking a test like that, shut the fuck up! While I'm taking a test like that, I couldn't give less of a shit how you're feeling about the test. Show some respect and consideration to the people around you. Bitch about it later!

#5754 http://9gag.com/gag/aKzEWqN

#5753 I've been avoiding one of my best friends. She's become so clingy. She's like my sister but damn give me some space...

#5752 To Alex, Michael, and Josh

I know it was supposed to be a one night stand but you guys should go to a clinic. I'm sorry. We should have just exchanged numbers instead of fluids...

#5751 My momma showed me how to steal toilet paper... out of all the things she could have taught me with her four degrees.... she has a two engineering degrees! when I said "momma I need to learn how to save more money and cut corners. Teach me something" she shows me how to steal toilet paper.. really mother? -__-