#5830 I met the mod and he's pretty cool but his neighbor needs to stop wearing Crocs!

#5829 The only thing sexier than curves on women, is curves on exams.

#5828 I lost the game.

#5827 Is it because I don't wear makeup so no guy likes me?
I don't wear makeup, I don't wear shorts or sweatpants, I don't like shaving. I don't like to exaggerate my attitude when seeing cute things (seriously, it's not that cute). Sometimes it makes me feel like an outsider. I just want to blend in, to look like other girls. But at the same time I really don't want to change my closet or my personality.
*sigh*

#5826 I have determined the way to pass a physics final exam. One must dance around the John Purdue Statue at midnight while naked and singing the Purdue Fight Song. For good measure, sing it backwards.
To pass an engineering final exam, complete the previously stated ritual, but sing it falsetto.

You stay classy, Purdue.

#5825 A beautiful person, who doesn't know me all that well, told me that I am a sadist. Makes me wonder how bad I am hiding my sadness.

#5824 My perfect guy:
~is tall
~has tattoos
~is super smart and can be a study buddy
~loves to cuddle
~loves my friends as much as I do
~listens to Queen at least once a week
~and is someone I can bring home to my parents

If this is you, or somewhat like you, we should go grab a coffee sometime(:

#5823 I lost the only person I ever loved to suicide...