#5870 Tyler (last name starts with an N?) in my MA153 at 4:30. I've always thought you were absolutely gorgeous. I never had the guts to tell you all semester. I kind of hate myself for not saying something. You have the best smile and amazing blue eyes. I don't care if you have a girlfriend or not, I just wanted you to know you made that class so much more enjoyable.

#5869 So I think I've found the perfect FWB relationship. We har a ridiculous amount of fun together, screw around, and are completely open with each other. We both know we could never date successfully, but oh, is the bedroom fun. I'm so happy we found each other when we needed someone to keep us company and have some fun.

#5868 I wish it would be socially acceptable to say "my nigga" as a white guy. I don't think it's racist, just friendly and funny. If you agree then you're my nigga

#5867 It's women crush Wednesday #wcw and I'm pretty sure I'm in love with this girl who's open about her sex life. Like can we best friends? Girls that open and honest don't come around very often.

#5866 is there someone on campus who can teach me how to be more professional? i just think i'm too emotional and immature to cut it in the real world...

#5865 My perfect girl:
Big tits
Can give head

But in all seriousness, I don't have a 'perfect girl'. It could be anyone, no matter the shape or size. I guess do have one actual quality I'm looking for: 'a good heart'.

#5864 Does anybody else get horny when they're stressed out? I'm a girl, and I do. It bothers me because then it distracts me from what I need to get done and it takes me about 10x as long to do something than it would if I weren't horny.

#5863 Hey ladies, is 5'9 an okay height for a guy? Because honestly, if you're only interested in men who are 6'5 and bench press 400 fucking pounds, and that's all you care about: then what the fuck is the point in trying?
*Insert 'that escalated quickly' meme and legitimate feedback in the comment section below*