#5958 The amount of BS that's getting spilled on here this week that people think is real...

#5957 On the second week of Christmas my Professors gave to me,

5 all nighters
4 hours of crying
3 mental breakdowns
2 thoughts of dropout
and a month of anxiety.

#5956 The only reason I'm not bisexual is because I don't like vaginas. Why do women have to be so pretty otherwise?

#5955 I'm not the kind of kid who's super popular and has tons of friends, but the friends I do have, they're awesome!
The problem is, that was back in high school. And here in college, I just can't seem to find friends.
It's not even like I'm not a fun person. I'm the kid who'd be up for anything.
And I don't think I'm a bad friend either. If a bro needs me, I'd be there even if it means I'm gonna fail my finals or something.
Sometimes I feel like it's probably because I'm an international student; but none of my best friends from home are from the same country as I!
It really makes me wonder, is it just me? or is it college?!?!?

#5954 If I was president during an Olympus has Fallen scenario Russia, China, N. Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and every other enemy of the USA would be reduced to an irradiated nuclear wasteland. Uninabitable for the following millennia. We would not go down alone.

#5953 Oh, and one more thing, WHY CANT I FIND SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH AT 4AM????

#5952 This one goes out to a special person in my life. Moodie, one of the most genuine people I have ever had the courtesy of meeting. I was in a bad place when we met and you took me out of that place even though you didn't know me. You changed me, for the better. You are a great guy who will do great things and will be forever missed. Love you...

#5951 I think the guy in the room above me(plus a girl) just finished...at 4am...on a weekday...during finals week. Congrats SE363 lol