Thursday, 12 December 2013 12:54 PM
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#5982 So I hid my boyfriend's Christmas present under his bed while he was still asleep. I wonder how long it will take for him to notice it :)
Thursday, 12 December 2013 12:53 PM
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#5981 pay attention to the top of your final exam.. it says if you are CAUGHT cheating you will receive a zero etc.. think about it.
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:59 AM
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#5980 What's up with all the /r9k/ people on Purdue Confessions lately? tip your fedora someplace else pls
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:51 AM
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#5979 I'm a Chinese guy, 5'9 and from Hefei, China. Where are all my Hefei people? Like this!!
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:40 AM
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#5978 That ma 231 exam should be charged with attempted murder!
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:40 AM
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#5977 Instead of knocking on the window everyday to see if my rm is home... hbu just text him!
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:37 AM
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#5976 My parents decided that since I just pulled a 4.0 GPA in my first semester of college (my only final was Monday), now was the right time to tell me I am adopted. Wtf? It's been 19 years and you drop that bomb? Fml
Thursday, 12 December 2013 11:29 AM
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#5975 I treated one girl like the best in the world. I gave her the world. She ripped my heart out. So, the next girl that comes around will be the first to know the "a**hole" me.
Another good guy down. Keep cheating college ladies.