#6046 When I gradiate, Imma drive a big truck and teach kids how to math in the great state of Indiana. And I'm gonna spend my summers driving racecars and losing money. I need to find me a woman with deep pockets and a need for speed!

#6045 To 6011 You're a fucking slut!

*Grabs popcorn*

#6044 Finals suck. I should have been a stripper.

#6043 Asian girls with nerdy glasses;I love it when I get a seat next to you but I also hate on receiving 'F' because of the curve that you set.

#6042 Dear roommate,
If you are going to get your haircut... in our dorm... clean up after yourself...

#6041 Found a guy who I really like and have for the longest time. I haven't done anything before because he had a girlfriend who I knew he truly loved. But now they aren't together, and my feelings, as much as I tried to make them go away, are even stronger than before. But he leaves next semester for good and I still have years left. To him I seem too young. 4 years is nothing. Not to me. I want to tell him how I feel, but I'm too afraid to lose him. I know if I tell him it's done. I know if I make a move I stand no chance. So ill I guess I'm gonna do is just continue to glance.

#6040 I don't know how people are finding all of these people to have sex with. I just want to find a girl who will give me a chance instead of telling me that they're not interested, or that they think of my like their brother. :/

--A guy who's been along his whole life

#6039 I'm looking for a guy who can keep me happy and who loves me for me. Why is he so hard to find?