#6086 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXXXX9iVPI

Follow up to the friend zone video, any guy who uses the phrase "nice guys finish last" needs to watch this. I'm a guy and completely agree with this, stop being pathetic and being upset with rejection, video nails it on the head.

#6085 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGK2KprU-To

Take notes. How to get out of the friend zone. Really cool video that explains the science behind the friend zone.

#6084 Just so that everyone knows, not every Indian cheats.

#6083 "Here I am staring at your perfection in my arms, so beautiful. The sky is getting bright, the stars are burning out, somebody slow it down."

#6082 My dad told me that my penis will go numb and eventually fall off if I have sex with too many people. I was so young and it scared the crap out of me. It wasn't until high school where I found out he lied. But I still feel like there's some truth to it for some reason lol.. anyway I'm proud to be a virgin cause my future wife will be too special to get sloppy seconds or thirds or whatever.

#6081 Everyday when I wake up I think, "Today is the day that I could meet my wife!" The day always ends with me going back to sleep alone in a bed made for 2...

#6080 I'm afraid my boyfriend will never find the motivation to seek out and find a real job. He has a BA for almost 7 months now. He had a wonderful GPA, and he can't find a job...or won't. I can't help but feel he isn't trying hard enough. I feel I have a future with him but what if he never gets a real job? Money isn't everything but it counts for something. I can't afford it all on my own. I'm going to school and working full time, I just wish he'd get a job!

#6079 "I'm looking for a guy who..."
"So I found this guy..."
"I'd like a guy..."
"I really need a guy who..."

These aren't the guys you're looking for...

I am one of these "guys" who fits ALL of these requirements and would be qualified for ANY of these "ladies" here.
HOWEVER, I do not give a single shit.

- I have exhams to study for.
- I have exhams to take.
- I am going home for the next month THIS WEEK. (Seriously why do you all decide to look for a guy right when most of them are going home?)

Thank you for allowing me to inform you of this. Now if you don't mind, I am going to make myself a peanut butter bagel. And then I am going home. Splendid!

- The "guy" you're so desperately looking for.