#6382 I got booted from Purdue this semester and if anyone asks I'm saying I'm a Purdue alum.

#6381 I feel like everyone around me is getting engaged and married to their sweethearts and here I am so apathetic I don't really feel bad, or feel anything really, when my relationships end. Is it wrong I prefer to just have drunken sex, with no expectations than allowing someone to come too close and develop feelings I know I won't have for them? It's like I'm Summer and the world is my Tom: right about the whole "love exists" thing but wrong about it existing with me. Guess what I'm trying to say is I love the movie 500 Days of Summer not just because JGL is in it.

#6380 all I want for Christmas is a cute girl who can sing. Seriously, vocals are one of the more important qualities to me

#6379 Where are my chivettes at?

#6378 I wish I could tell all of my old high school friends to STFU on fb about their GPAs. So what if you got a 4.0 at IU? Nobody cares! My FB feed doesn't need to be full of your 4.0 ass (and that goes for anyone from any school)!

#6377 I'm still in love with my ex. I think I always will be.

#6376 I thought she liked me, but yet she doesnt seem to want to talk to me since break started. maybe she lost her phone?

#6375 when people you went to HS with post their 3.5+ GPA's from the local college. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here after being put on academic probation -_-