#6462 Well I'm single now. Guess it's time to hunker down, get to the gym and meet some single ladies on campus.

#6461 I'm driving today. Gonna wear my seatbelt. #Yolo

#6460 I've read that muhammad (don't know if that's spelled right) is the most common name in the world yet I've never met anyone with that name. I've finally met a Bob. Still can't believe that's not his nickname. Now next is to meet a Muhammad.

#6459 Usually I don't poop at people houses. I try to hold it til I get home but last night I couldn't. My friend and I was having a movie night and eating snacks. This was there first time I've eaten junk food in like 4 months! So if course I indulged. It was so good. Anyway after the 3rd movie I needed to go home cause in had to poop. Well I barely made it to her bathroom. I sharted and it was everywhere. Like on the seat and everything. So I cleaned that up, went to flush and it was clogged. And there wasn't a plunger... so I just left the house while she was in her bedroom.. so I wake up this morny with a text saying her grandma destroyed the bathroom and they needed to call a plumber. She wanted me to give here the number of the plumber who fixed my parents bathroom years ago. Whew... crisis avoided.

#6458 How about letting me live for who I am, instead of reminding me incessantly the color of my skin.

The shape of my body. The complexity of the way I talk, or think, or argue.

No wonder most of us are mere survivors.

In a world where I am thought of as an alien, more than a kin.

#6457 This would be my last semester in college.
I was in a relationship, but I never had sex. Never thought that would make me so insecure. I spent over 1 year in a relationship. Now all I see is guys and girls randomly hook up, pricks getting laid and then there's me struggling to make a living. What did I do wrong, love the girl who didn't want to have sex with me? I feel like I wasted all my college life without actually having fun. Such a loser.

#6456 started dating my boyfriend about a month ago.. i already feel like i'm falling in love with him. this is scary.

#6455 I'm attracted to a guy, but I know nothing could ever happen between us because I've hooked up with both his best friend and one of his teammates. Oh, and he's hooked up with my best friend. However, the fact that it would be so wrong to do anything with him makes it sooo much more appealing. We've done each others besties, so why don't we do each other too?