#29282 I didn't tell my new boyfriend about my pony fetish. How do I ask him where I can buy a new stick pony without him getting suspicious?

#29283 So in the Avengers: Infinity war, who do you think might die? is it Vision or Iron Man?
The trailer looks pretty intense though!

#29284 My mom is hotter than your girlfriends mom.

#29285 Every subject should have the option of a big exam at the end of the semester that fully determines the grade for the course, just to demonstrate mastery in case the exams went wrong. I honestly feel I know the subject matter well but the exams are all fucked up.

#29277 I know it sounds shocking, but I'm glad I moved to Indiana. 3 of my cousins got acceptance letters in the mail this week, I'm happy for them, but my mom asked me why I didn't go to school right out of high school, which triggered a ton of rage. She was the biggest reason why I didn't.

#29276 I go to work in 3 hours and I Trotsky forgot that Jack Daniels keeps me awake -_- whys it got to taste so good?

#29273 Continue #29264
I am not buying a soulmate but whoever is gonna be my girlfriend, I will make sure she is the happiest person on earth

#29274 I'll be honest, I'm an only child, and never once thought about having sexual relations with any family member