#29304 I like when my friends or random dudes pissed off and said "suck my dick" because I would say " with pleasure" and watch as their expression change from irritated to surprised look in horror, lol.

Confession: I am gay.

#29297 Do you prefer Stiffler's Mom or Stacy's Mom?

#29296 Just wanted to give a shout out to the guys in orange, black and white that dance around campus on Fridays..you make me smile everytime!

#29294 Fuck I puked while lifting

#29293 I woke up last night to the sounds of people moaning. I realized that they were coming from above me in my roommate's bunk. I turned on the lights and saw 5 people pleasuring themselves with the handles of all my kitchen utensils. I asked them what they were doing and they said that they were having a "spoon party". I just got done donating the tainted utensils to the Goodwill. I don't want to seem rude or bitchy, but should I confront my roommate about this?

#29295 Don't get your hopes up, next year is going to be even worse.

#29323 i fucking hate kids, but kids fucking love me

fuck me

#29322 The only purpose of the so called fire alarm system is to antagonise us, period.