#6750 I really don't know what she ever saw in me. She's so beautiful and sweet. I feel like she could do so much better than me, but for some reason she chose me. She cares about me even though I'm nothing close to perfect and she is epiphany of it. and I care so much about her and would do anything to make her happy like the way she's done that for me.

#6749 I individually licked every cheerio in your cereal bowl this morning...#stayfrommycats

#6748 People always think I'm a prude when they find out I don't drink. They don't realize I lost my sister in a drunk driving accident in high school.

#6747 Just got tricked into having sex with a slut posing as a girl who actually wanted a real relationship, but actually fucks tons of guys because it's "like a game" to see how she can attract any guy she wants, then cuts them off after a couple weeks. I feel disgusting, and stupid, and I've lost a bit of faith in humanity. I'm not the type of guy who takes pride in fucking sluts, that's not the way I was raised. It's disturbing to think there are girls (and guys) who actually do this and feel no remorse. How do you people sleep at night? Other peoples' feelings are not a fucking game to help you feel better about your miserable life. You need serious psychological help.

#6746 Anyone who says that a one wiper doesn't totally make your day is a liar. #thatshitclean

#6745 I do not confess my need for a girl, but should girls click a like on such confessions I shamelessly message them, developing friendship.
-The wolf of Purdue Confessions

#6744 I have compiled a book with conversations from Sherlock,House M.D and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I am calling it " The Science of Deduction". I am going to strictly follow it.

#6743 My engineering friend couldn't complete his management minor because he failed mgmt 201 last semester.