#7038 I want to thank the bitch who sat behind me in class for rubbing and smearing her wet and muddy boots all over my winter coat. Thanks to your ignorant ass, I have to take it to a cleaners. Since we have assigned seats, I'll be nice enough not to embarrasse you in class. Next time keep your nasty ass boots off my coat.

#7037 1,000 yes' and 1 no still means no
1,000 no's and 1 yes still means yes

#7036 So there's this guy named Matt in my COM210 class. I feel like I know him from somewhere.
Also.. to the girl who sits across from me.. Are you constantly staring at me or something behind me? You make me nervous and I try to keep my head down or at the professor but uhh... I keep feeling you looking in my direction.

#7035 I just need to rant right quick.. Every time I take a shower the hot water is gone in 5 minutes... I have either a test, quiz, or project due in every class this week even though I only had class once last week. One of my professors is an over stretched butthole. Last night our power kept flickering and our internet broke. Then today the shuttle isn't running and no one bothered to even tell us so a bunch of us were standing outside for 10 minutes for nothing... My car almost didn't start... Had to drive.... no scratch that.. slide my way to campus and hope I don't get a ticket cause my permit expired. AND on top of all that I was supposed to have my period last week and nothing happened. I'm not worried about being pregnant but sheesh...
I am greatful though.. that I have a place to stay.. that I have warm clothes.. that I have a car.. Gosh.... I've had worse days.. I feel better now.

#7034 I think I know #7023

#7033 That moment when your friend follows you into the bathroom when you have to take a massive shit.

#7032 Purdue girls.... which one would you date? a guy who's physically attracting (#1), rich (#2)

#7031 Why is it so difficult for guys to understand (and respect) "no"?