#7342 Dear Naomi,

Thanks for telling me ill die in 3 years if i continue smoking. Hearing a stranger care so much has actually made me wanna try to quit smoking.

#7341

Sometimes I do not care if someone dies just to get what I want. Today I wished that my professor dies so someone else would explain the material.... I hate my life

#7340 With Valentines just around the corner all the lonely and unbearably sappy people come out to play, try not to be so clingy and mushy gushy and you might get somewhere.

#7339 I am 21 and I have never been in a relationship before.

#7338 So I just facebook stalked the guy I liked. I was just about to build up the guts to ask him out. Glad I didn't because he definitely has a girlfriend...

#7337 I want to let go of the earth and fall off into space. Let the cool abyss freeze my veins, inhibit my nerves from feeling. Splash into the waters of a world with no one. Wade through the shallow red, orange, purple seas alive with neon. Forget my numbers, count only with my hands now. Beach myself into the warm sand. Sleep until it's over, whether it'll ever end, who the hel knows. Let my knuckles become soft, and my thoughts careless. Without worry, without reason, no more questions, no more failure. The only killing on this pleasant purple planet is the soft, mellow murder of time. Begin to love myself, as I once loved others. Let my lungs expand and contract from then and again. My periodic chest, the only clock that exists here. There are no deadlines, nothing is due, nothing is expected. Every action of mine will be a brush stoke on a blank, forgiving canvas. Mistakes are impossible, critics are worlds away. I'll build a hut and watch as storm after storm hits the beaches, safe as the walls of the muffle the sound like loving hands cupping my ears. When the suns comes out of hiding I'll walk the shore and gaze at the moons. I'm an alien here, home at last.*~

#7336 I haven't had any luck finding like-minded people in real life, so I'll try it on here. (also tried secret admirers, but they ignored my post. boo)
I am an extrovert who turned introvert somewhere along my college career due to a depression and anxiety. I would love to live in a studio/ 1 bed unit, but they're rather on the pricier side. Ideally, I want to find someone (either a girl or a guy) that could potentially be my roommate. I don't want to bother you guys with a wall of text, so I'll just list some things I like (I'm a guy btw).
- Cats
- Browsing through Macy's dress page and rating them on a scale of 1-10 (or any website for that matter)
- Shoe shopping
- Tea time
- /r/makeupaddiction
- Movie with a company
- Card games and beer (I love you, Chumley's)
- Staying fit
If any of you ladies is on the fence about living with a guy, I can open jars, bottle caps, reach the tops of the cabinet, deal with bugs, listen to your daily rants, give an honest opinion about your day's outfit (not that girls can't do those things, but this section's supposed to make you chuckle, not rage).
So yeah, umm, happy searching? Thanks for reading!

#7335 I was playing flappy bird on the toilet and got so mad that I punched the stall door. I think I broke my hand.