#7366 I just want a cute petite girl I can put some fake titties on and to move to the beach with me

#7365 When this page started getting popular last semester, there was this chick, Olivia D'Souza (I think her name was) who used to post these sarcastic comments that I loved. Whatever happened to her

#7364 I am girl who's under 21 and not in a sorority, but I can never go out because only sorority girls are on the fucking lists at all the parties! I just want to go out and drink and have fun too! How the hell am I supposed to get in at the parties?! Is that really too much to ask?!

#7363 I have an irrational hatred of when people respond to a text with just "k." It feels like the greatest disrespect that you couldn't muster the energy to type one more letter for "ok." It instantly pisses me off

#7362 I feel like a genius for not downloading Flappy Bird.

#7361 This is to all the the people looking for significant others on this page. I see a lot of you with a glaring lack of self confidence about appearance, race, confidence, etc. My response to all of these posts is, “Where is your confidence?” How can you expect someone else to like you when you don’t even like you?!?!

#7360 I got into the habit of putting women immediately into the friend zone as I focused on making myself a better, healthier, person. It was nice. It was like having many girlfriends at once; a pretty girl to take to lunch monday, another pretty girl to take to dinner, another pretty girl to go rock-climbing with, etc. But without relationship drama, no necessity for commitment, which yields no possibility of heartbreak or disappointment. But there is this one who comes around a lot more, my friends like her and tell me to make the connection, and I think she might even like me too. I might be developing feelings for her. This is dangerous.

#7359 I was looking back at old confessions on this page from when it was first created and realized those were REAL confessions. Now people just seem to use it as a place to find girls/guys.