#7382 I confess that one time I straightened my hair in one of the hallways at Wetherill. I sat down, plugged in the straightener, used my turned off laptop as a mirror, and did my hair.

p.s I'm a guy.

#7381 I know we're roommates but I thought we were friends. It's fine. I didn't want an invite to go out tonight anyway.

#7380 I think have Seasonal affective disorder (winter blues) cuz I'm so SAD !!

#7379 Is it normal in USA for a guy of age 19 to be virgin?

#7378 For Valentine's Day, all I want is to be taken out to a nice dinner and then get f****d to SoMo's "Ride". Taking applicants now....

#7377 Making fun of stereotypes (racist jokes) isn't racist; however thinking that someone would be offended by these jokes is borderline racist because that means that you think there is actually some truth in those stereotypes or that they (the people who you would think would be offended) do actually fit into them.
People are so scared of sounding "racist" that they start acting weird around people of other races which makes them racist!!!

#7376 I've sent nudes to guys and I don't anymore. I hate it. I hate the idea of being someone's porn. That's what your internet browser is for. You're not my boyfriend and your boner is not my problem.

#7375 I'm a girl. I ran around the house yelling "Cinderella" when I was 3 and wore princess dresses. No matter how strong or independent I am, I will always want to be Cinderella and I will always wish I had a Prince to take me to the ball. But if he doesn't show, I have no problem zipping up my own dress and going stag.