#7494 I just gave a handjob to a guy with the smallest dick! I can't even describe it... I liked the kid and I went to go down on him and it was instant omg! lol I couldn't! I'm sorry it's just so weird looking I can't.

#7493 My favorite color is gray. Psych majors: what does this mean?

#7492 I judge people on who their favorite superhero is

#7491 I am a girl and my legs are so freaking hairy from not shaving. I feel like I should care, but I don't. Sorry guys. The only thing getting shaved is my pussy

#7490 To the majority crying or complaining about their love/dating life..."First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman."

Play Mario if you don't believe me! Or you could watch Scarface.

#7489 Those on here despairing over feeling alone on account of their religious (or irreligious) background, find a campus organization that suits your preferences. Part of being mature about your beliefs is not imposing, or trying to impose, those beliefs on others. Although its your right to express your beliefs, its rude to preach unprompted.

#7488 I often talk to myself or my plants when I'm lonely.

#7487 I have this sinking feeling that some of these posts are about me and they're from my friends hating on me. There's no way to really know but man, it hurts just a bit to even think about them being true.