#7506 so I was walking my fuck buddy to her dorm the other night and she held my hand. I don't know how I feel about that.

#7505 Hey Purdue I just want to know...
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#7504 Is there a place to ship stuff on campus that also allows you to get a tracking number?

#7519 Ok so im a bi freshman who is more into guys. Im not out but I still like to meet guys I like the secrecy. Ive been noticing that there are very few nice gay or bi guys on campus. Where are all the attractive gay or bi guys that arent douches? Im really attracted to fit guys. Guys say im attractive. Why is it everytime I walk past guys on campus they stare at me? Attractive bi and gay guys like this and ill try to work up the nerve to message u lol

#7503 Need motivation to work out? Purdue's Get Fit Club is having its callout today at 7 at Beering B274!

#7502 Why did you have to become somebody that I used to know? I really did want to stay friends :(

#7501 One time when I was 16 or 17 I was playing golf with my little sister. I parked the golf cart just to the right of the fairway. I was on the golf team at the time so I thought I was a competent golfer. As I was lining up to hit my tee shot my sister yelled at me that I could potentially hit her since she was in the golf cart. Being the cocky little shit I was, I told her there was no way I’d do that and that I’d hit the ball dead straight. Instead I accidently hit it directly at the cart and smashed its window. I began to laugh before I realized my sister feel out of the truck because the ball had struck her head. I rushed over in panic and for some stupid reason thought that her forehead was going to be permanently stuck in a look of pain because I hit her so hard. The last thing she said before she passed out was “You’re such an idiot.”

#7500 In response to post 7416. I feel you man. I have often been the one who comments on the posts that you were hating on to try and help or befriend people. However, even though it’s nice to help people nothing is more enjoyable than a really good laugh. Keep your eyes peeled man and I’ll try to drop some more humorous confessions for your entertainment.

My first confession is this. I’m an out going person and have the knack of putting people in very uncomfortable positions. It shows me whether people are going to be jackasses or play along with my weird sense of humor. fortunately, usually it’s the ladder. This is a incredibly awkward question I often pose to guys to see what there answer is. Imagine your dream girl. Biggest fantasy crush. They will do anything for you sexually, literally any fantasy of yours. However, they kinda have a little fetish that they want you to do too. They want to finger your asshole. that's right, this dream chick of yours wants to finger your ass. What do you do?

I guess this isn’t as much a confession since it’s just an awkward question but whatever. Those who are going to troll on this go ahead, I can’t stop you. To those that enjoy it I’m glad it gave you some entertainment.