Wednesday, 05 February 2014 10:46 AM
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#7587 How do you get into a frat party?
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 07:06 AM
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#7586 I listen to the song "Say Something" over 20 times a day, and I'm a guy
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 06:58 AM
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#7585 What is the best way to ask a girl, which you have not talked to in a while, out on valentines day.
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 06:57 AM
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#7584 Everytime I get an A in a class a college professor gets he's wings...or a raise...or whatever
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 06:55 AM
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#7583 I can't keep my hand out of the cookie jar
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 06:47 AM
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#7582 I realize that I have a super power. Any girl I tell that I like them automatically stops talking to me. I shall use this power for good to weed out the fake and annoying b*tches from my life, because with great power comes great responsibility.
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 06:12 AM
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#7581 I think I have an anxiety disorder. Before I give speeches, I'm pretty sure I have legitimate panic attacks. My heart beats dangerously fast, and I can't breathe or talk. It's so bad I ended up dropping COMM.
Wednesday, 05 February 2014 05:33 AM
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#7580 To girls asking what to gift boyfriend for Valentine's day,
Blowjob is the answer.
"I don't like a blowjob",said no man ever.